Magpie

For a new movie based on the book Northern Lights, by Philip Pullman.
I took their personality test — and it said that my daemon is:

Boy, you never realize how crummy the old one is until you replace it. It’s been a few weeks since we replaced the old water heater. I have no idea how we got along before: the water before now seems tepid in comparison, and there never was enough. Now, both of us can take a [...]

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday dear Kurtis,
Happy birthday to me.
Glad I got that mess out of the way.