Magpie

Hey, they did it first!

Unfortunately Kurtis and Brian don’t allow me to test the wireless mice out of fear that the deadly radiation they emit might set off my asthma. Um, radio waves? We’d better get out the tin-foil chemise–and while we’re at it, the tin-foil chapeau. Stunning!

Unfortunately, Kurtis will not start the race due to injuries to his left arm sustained in his fall. It’s just a scratch … I earned pole position.

Unfortunately, Kurtis suffered an intro-ventricular hemorrhage in his brain, causing Cerebral Palsy. I did not … I’m just a little jumpy, that’s all.

Unfortunately Kurtis has NOT yet uploaded any Photos to their Gallery. That’s because I haven’t figured out how to work my (non-existent) digital camera yet. Besides, when did Kurtis become plural? And what would the singular be? Kurti?

unfortunately Kurtis was wrong, The machine had seen him and was turning around preparing to make another shot at him. It was bitter because it didn’t win RobotWars challenge. I was just an innocent bystander … really!

unfortunately Kurtis and Kyle were talking to each other on the phone and neither one knew where they were, bastards, making me miss valuable drinking time. It’s never a good idea to get between a man and his liquor

And unfortunately, Kurtis is not present. I was told that this meeting was completely optional; give me a break!

NOW … it’s my turn to see how long it takes to show up on Google.

UPDATE: Nine days … not as excellent as Mr. Meyer’s results, but fairly decent. (Of course, my trackback to his blog probably encouraged Google to take another look at my own page … so I should say thank you. Thank you, Eric!)